Pete Hegseth Needs Another $90B as the Iran War Flares Up Again
Just when everyone thought military budgets had settled, Pete Hegseth is heading to Capitol Hill asking for a light $90 billion boost.
Just when everyone thought military budgets had settled, Pete Hegseth is heading to Capitol Hill asking for a light $90 billion boost.
Washington tried to ban foreign nationals from high-end AI, so Anthropic panicked, shut down its top models globally, and brought them back completely neutered.
Trade wars with your quietest neighbor are officially back on the menu.
Night ten of heavy bombings in Iran, $4 gas back at the pump, and Trump promising total retaliation over social media.
If you're stressed about the upcoming midterm elections, don't worry: the federal agency responsible for making sure voting actually works now has exactly zero people running it. Problem solved!
If you’ve been losing sleep worrying about the warranty mileage on an 18-wheeler’s exhaust system, the EPA has some absolutely thrilling news for you.
Trying to budget for a weekly commute is now a game of geopolitical roulette, and honestly, the pump is giving us trust issues.
After leaving the hot seat vacant for nearly two years because, well, the previous guys got obliterated, Hamas has finally picked a new boss. Welcome to the worst C-suite role on Earth.
Well, that peace deal lasted about five minutes. Gas prices are spiking again because the geopolitical drama in the Middle East is back on, and our wallets are paying the price.
Just when everyone thought neighboring was about borrowing sugar, the US decides to tax America's polite northern neighbors for the crime of selling them wine, concrete, and actual hockey sticks.
So much for diplomacy. Just when everyone hoped Washington and Tehran might actually talk things out, we are right back to blowing stuff up in the Middle East.
Just another totally chill week where the Middle East is on fire, American politicians are rushing to pack their beach bags, and Britain has apparently replaced its prime minister. Again.