The highest court in the land just finished its homework before summer break, and they basically handed the keys of the federal government to the president—while somehow saving birthright citizenship. It was a wild week of legal whiplash.
Running an AI startup is basically a fast track to burning through millions of venture capital just to pay for server time. Turns out, some founders are tired of the premium pricing and are quietly outsourcing their brains to China.
Just when we thought global shipping couldn't get any more chaotic, Iran and the U.S. are playing a high-stakes game of chicken over the world's most important oil chokepoint.
So, the situation in the Strait of Hormuz just went from a tense maritime standoff to complete midnight fireworks, and now Donald Trump is threatening to play SimCity disaster mode on Iran.
Nothing screams 'just routine training' quite like launching a massive, nuclear-capable submarine missile across the ocean and telling your nervous neighbors to just chill out.
Nothing says "Happy Birthday, America" quite like canceling outdoor parades because the air has turned into soup and the pavement is literally melting.
Good luck downloading literally anything in Texas if you're under 18, because the highest court in the land just greenlit a law that forces kids to ask mom and dad before hitting 'Get' on the app store.
Remember when tech companies spent the pandemic buying up everything in sight like they were playing Monopoly with real money? Well, the bill has officially arrived.
So, it turns out the US government has a giant, miserable tent city in the Texas desert, and the vibe is less "temporary processing center" and more "let's make this so awful they just sign the deportation papers."
If you had "military patrols as permanent capital decor" on your bingo card for this presidency, congratulations.
Just another casual Tuesday: the federal government is casually risking a global energy crisis in the Middle East, while state attorneys general are panicking that merging two giant media dinosaurs like Paramount and Warner Bros. might ruin their weekend streaming options.
Just when we thought global supply chains were getting a little too boring, the military decided to spice things up by parking warships in the world's most stressful chokepoint.