Just when everyone thought the Middle East situation couldn't get more chaotic, Trump jumped online to suggest a casual hostile takeover of Iran's entire energy market.
When you think of top-tier espionage and national security, you probably don't think of a Twitter-famous real estate heir. But hey, this is America, and things are getting weird.
Some surprisingly decent news from the classroom: American nine-year-olds are finally clawing their way back in reading and math, proving they might actually survive the aftermath of Zoom school.
The US Defense Department just updated its blacklist of Chinese companies supposedly linked to the military, and it reads like a standard shopping list for a tech-obsessed college student.
Turns out even some Republicans are tired of companies dragging their feet for years to avoid giving union workers a contract.
The House just decided to skip the annual budget drama and write a massive check to fund ICE and Border Patrol through the end of Trump's presidency.
The US military is out here playing real-life Battleship in the Gulf of Oman, and things just got incredibly awkward with one of their biggest global partners.
Just when everyone thought maybe things would calm down in the Middle East, the US military decided to light up the skies over Iran for a second straight day.
Just when you thought the tech billionaire's laundry couldn't get any more publicly aired, Bill Gates has to explain to actual politicians why he was hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein.
Nothing says "we need to talk" quite like live-firing highly advanced American rocket systems directly into the narrow strip of water separating you from a massive neighbor who claims they own you.
Remember when filling up the tank didn't require a second mortgage? Well, those days are officially in the rearview mirror now that global geopolitics have entered the chat.
Things just got significantly more complicated in the Strait of Hormuz and on the home front.