So apparently, the word "ceasefire" has a brand-new definition in geopolitics, and it doesn't involve actually ceasing fire.
So, the Middle East just signed a ceasefire, a massive US-Iran peace deal is dropping on Friday, and yet everyone is still actively blowing each other up. Classic.
So, Israel and Hezbollah signed a ceasefire, and there is a massive US-Iran peace deal on the way. Naturally, everyone celebrated by launching more rockets.
Imagine trying to make a deal with someone while the boss is outside holding a lighter next to the fireworks. That's Sunday's diplomacy in a nutshell.
Remember when everyone thought the whole buying Greenland thing was just a weird fever dream joke? Well, turns out it is a very real, very stubborn obsession.
It turns out holding a "World's Best Boss" mug doesn't actually mean your employees aren't quietly crying in the supply closet.
Welcoming a new boss is always fun, especially when their first big act is telling everyone they aren't changing a single thing because everything is still too expensive.
Just as the G7 summit wraps up, Donald Trump is stepping up to the mic to explain his "tentative" agreement with Iran. This should be beautifully chaotic.
Turns out a golden endorsement from the top of the GOP ticket isn't the magic cheat code it used to be, at least not in Georgia.
Voters in America’s capital are currently staring at their ballots trying to rank strangers like it’s a fantasy football draft, while folks in Oklahoma are deciding if a fast-food worker deserves more than $7.25 an hour.
So, the grand plan to dismantle the Department of Education is officially in motion, and it starts with a massive, high-stakes game of bureaucratic hot potato.
So, President Trump just admitted he hadn't even considered sending his massive, secret peace deal with Iran to Congress until a reporter literally just asked him about it. But now he loves the idea—mostly because he thinks he can trick the Democrats.