Well, this was definitely not on the weekend bingo card. Senator Lindsey Graham has passed away suddenly, just days after returning from a high-profile trip to Ukraine.
So, the Strait of Hormuz is glowing again. The US military decided it had seen enough and launched strikes on Iran after a ship got hit, and Tehran immediately decided to take it out on its neighbors.
Trying to close one of the world's most important shipping lanes because a boat took an "unauthorized route" is certainly a choice. Naturally, the U.S. military decided to chime in.
Well, this was not on the political bingo card. Senator Lindsey Graham, one of the most inescapable figures in American politics for the last few decades, has passed away.
If parents want the government to drop a free grand into their new baby's investment account, they better hope their reproductive timing aligns perfectly with the current presidential term.
Happy 250th birthday, America! Instead of the usual "we are great" speech, Donald Trump decided to celebrate by warning everyone about the looming threat of communism.
Ever tried to fix your car and accidentally made it spew 1,200 times the legal limit of toxic black smog? No? Well, thankfully, we have a president who understands that sometimes a little "backyard tuning" involves violating federal environmental laws.
Happy 250th birthday, America! While everyone else was busy burning hot dogs and lighting off sketchy fireworks, our very first American pope decided to spend his Fourth of July sending a spicy postcard from a tiny Italian island.
Just when you thought global shipping couldn't get any weirder, Iran is basically trying to install a giant EZ-Pass lane in the middle of the ocean.
So, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is finally getting his funeral. Yes, the guy who died back in February. Talk about an extreme case of "we will get back to you."
It’s hard to comprehend how a single minute can reset a country's entire reality, but Venezuela is currently living through the absolute worst-case scenario after last month's brutal double-hit.
America just got a major new housing law because Donald Trump literally couldn't be bothered to sign it — or veto it. He just let the clock run out while posting on Truth Social.