Welcoming a new boss is always fun, especially when their first big act is telling everyone they aren't changing a single thing because everything is still too expensive.
Just as the G7 summit wraps up, Donald Trump is stepping up to the mic to explain his "tentative" agreement with Iran. This should be beautifully chaotic.
Turns out a golden endorsement from the top of the GOP ticket isn't the magic cheat code it used to be, at least not in Georgia.
Voters in America’s capital are currently staring at their ballots trying to rank strangers like it’s a fantasy football draft, while folks in Oklahoma are deciding if a fast-food worker deserves more than $7.25 an hour.
So, the grand plan to dismantle the Department of Education is officially in motion, and it starts with a massive, high-stakes game of bureaucratic hot potato.
So, President Trump just admitted he hadn't even considered sending his massive, secret peace deal with Iran to Congress until a reporter literally just asked him about it. But now he loves the idea—mostly because he thinks he can trick the Democrats.
Everyone popped the non-alcoholic champagne celebrating peace in the Middle East, only for reality to crash the party literally hours later.
If you ever feel like your timing is terrible, just remember the US Vice President went on national TV to brag about a major global shipping lane being open, literally moments before Iran shut it right back down.
The White House apparently just solved a major nuclear standoff with a piece of paper shorter than your average terms of service agreement.
So much for those easy peace deals. Israel’s new ambassador to the US just made it very clear that despite all the talk of fresh agreements, their troops are staying put.
Turns out building a million identical 'luxury' apartment complexes actually forces landlords to compete. What a concept.
Imagine living in a place so salty that even the fish gave up, only for the local government to cover it in solar panels and start mailing you actual checks just for existing.