Everyone popped the non-alcoholic champagne celebrating peace in the Middle East, only for reality to crash the party literally hours later.
If you ever feel like your timing is terrible, just remember the US Vice President went on national TV to brag about a major global shipping lane being open, literally moments before Iran shut it right back down.
The White House apparently just solved a major nuclear standoff with a piece of paper shorter than your average terms of service agreement.
So much for those easy peace deals. Israel’s new ambassador to the US just made it very clear that despite all the talk of fresh agreements, their troops are staying put.
Turns out building a million identical 'luxury' apartment complexes actually forces landlords to compete. What a concept.
Imagine living in a place so salty that even the fish gave up, only for the local government to cover it in solar panels and start mailing you actual checks just for existing.
Edwards Air Force Base in California is normally the place for cool experimental flight tests, but Monday morning brought a devastating reality check.
Just when everyone thought the world was falling apart, Donald Trump announced a peace deal with Iran, told the world's oil tankers to start their engines, and hopped on a plane to France to brag about it to the G7.
Just when everyone thought the streaming wars had settled into a boring stalemate, the legacy media giants decided to drop a casual twenty-two billion dollars on the little purple box sitting under your TV.
Britain is about to make every teenager’s life absolute hell (and secretly make every parent heave a massive sigh of relief) by banning kids under 16 from social media entirely.
If you had "octagon on the South Lawn" on your presidential bingo card, congrats. Trump just celebrated his 80th birthday the only way he knows how.
While diplomats were packing their bags for a cozy Swiss summit, southern Lebanon turned into a massive fireball, proving once again that Middle East peace agreements have the shelf life of open milk.