Everyone sat down in Washington to sign a ceasefire agreement, but the folks actually doing the fighting are busy ignoring it.
In a city where you can't even fly a drone, a light aircraft somehow managed to park itself into one of Beijing's tallest towers.
Things in the Strait of Hormuz just went from tense to full-blown drone slap-fight.
AI is officially getting a security clearance, and the vibes are predictably weird.
We finally have some horrific clarity on what happened to Nancy Guthrie, but the back-of-the-napkin details of this investigation are deeply, deeply messed up.
Talk about a busy day in Washington. The government is temporarily greenlighting oil deals with old adversaries while the courts casually dismantle a controversial voting database. Let's unpack the chaos.
Imagine going about your day, swimming in the pool, while the very concrete under your feet is actively giving up on life.
In a shocking display of actual teamwork, Washington decided that maybe corporations shouldn't own every single starter home in America.
A federal judge just threw out a bunch of federal subpoenas aimed at Minnesota officials, basically calling the whole operation a trash-tier harassment campaign.
When both the prosecution and the defense agree on a legal fact, you'd think that's a done deal. But the Supreme Court just shrugged and decided to let Texas proceed with executing Victor Saldaño anyway.
Imagine posting something online, forgetting about it, and then months later having actual federal agents show up at your house telling you to delete it. Welcome to the modern internet, courtesy of the government.
Nothing says "everything is fine" quite like a plane hitting a 109-story state-owned financial hub and the police immediately telling everyone to put their phones away.