Just when you thought a country couldn't possibly take any more hits, nature decides to drop a literal double-tap earthquake on Venezuela.
Just what everyone wants to see on their morning commute: the actual National Guard getting into a deadly gunfight right in the middle of town.
Because apparently, celebrating America’s birthday now legally requires someone to ruin a family outing with gunfire. Welcome to summer in the city.
Iran is holding a massive, multi-day funeral for the late Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei, but the guy who is supposed to be running the show now is a total no-show.
It turns out getting out of a Chinese prison doesn't require a complex diplomatic treaty. Sometimes, you just need the right guy to bring it up over dinner.
Remember that historic, fragile cease-fire between Washington and Tehran? Yeah, neither do they. We're back to midnight airstrikes and passive-aggressive social media posts about who actually owns the ocean.
Well, this was definitely not on the weekend bingo card. Senator Lindsey Graham has passed away suddenly, just days after returning from a high-profile trip to Ukraine.
So, the Strait of Hormuz is glowing again. The US military decided it had seen enough and launched strikes on Iran after a ship got hit, and Tehran immediately decided to take it out on its neighbors.
Trying to close one of the world's most important shipping lanes because a boat took an "unauthorized route" is certainly a choice. Naturally, the U.S. military decided to chime in.
Well, this was not on the political bingo card. Senator Lindsey Graham, one of the most inescapable figures in American politics for the last few decades, has passed away.
If parents want the government to drop a free grand into their new baby's investment account, they better hope their reproductive timing aligns perfectly with the current presidential term.
Happy 250th birthday, America! Instead of the usual "we are great" speech, Donald Trump decided to celebrate by warning everyone about the looming threat of communism.