If you had the Pentagon using airstrikes on speedboats on your bingo card, congratulations. The latest strike in the Pacific just killed three more people, keeping a very bizarre campaign going.
Just like that, the three-month war in the Middle East is on pause, the tankers are moving, and gas prices are already taking a dive.
Selling a peace deal is hard, but trying to convince everyone that unfreezing billions for your historic adversary is just a clever marketing strategy takes some serious mental gymnastics.
Imagine being a junior in high school and suddenly having to parent your two younger brothers because the system cut off your parents' life-saving meds.
Looks like Apple is finally learning that "designed in California" doesn't mean much when the actual hardware is priced out of this world.
Remember when Seattle protestors took over a few blocks, called it CHOP, and tried to build a utopia? A new podcast just dropped to remind us how fast that dream turned into a nightmare.
So apparently, the word "ceasefire" has a brand-new definition in geopolitics, and it doesn't involve actually ceasing fire.
So, the Middle East just signed a ceasefire, a massive US-Iran peace deal is dropping on Friday, and yet everyone is still actively blowing each other up. Classic.
So, Israel and Hezbollah signed a ceasefire, and there is a massive US-Iran peace deal on the way. Naturally, everyone celebrated by launching more rockets.
Imagine trying to make a deal with someone while the boss is outside holding a lighter next to the fireworks. That's Sunday's diplomacy in a nutshell.
Remember when everyone thought the whole buying Greenland thing was just a weird fever dream joke? Well, turns out it is a very real, very stubborn obsession.
It turns out holding a "World's Best Boss" mug doesn't actually mean your employees aren't quietly crying in the supply closet.