Ever tried to fix your car and accidentally made it spew 1,200 times the legal limit of toxic black smog? No? Well, thankfully, we have a president who understands that sometimes a little "backyard tuning" involves violating federal environmental laws.
Happy 250th birthday, America! While everyone else was busy burning hot dogs and lighting off sketchy fireworks, our very first American pope decided to spend his Fourth of July sending a spicy postcard from a tiny Italian island.
Just when you thought global shipping couldn't get any weirder, Iran is basically trying to install a giant EZ-Pass lane in the middle of the ocean.
So, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is finally getting his funeral. Yes, the guy who died back in February. Talk about an extreme case of "we will get back to you."
It’s hard to comprehend how a single minute can reset a country's entire reality, but Venezuela is currently living through the absolute worst-case scenario after last month's brutal double-hit.
America just got a major new housing law because Donald Trump literally couldn't be bothered to sign it — or veto it. He just let the clock run out while posting on Truth Social.
It turns out hiring away hundreds of engineers isn't enough anymore. Now, Apple is accusing OpenAI of running a high-tech corporate looting operation, complete with actual "show and tell" sessions of stolen tech.
Federal agents are literally showing up at journalists' houses because of a story about a free airplane. Welcome to the current state of press freedom, everybody.
Another day, another massive Russian airstrike on Ukraine’s capital, proving once again that some militaries can’t tell the difference between a high-value defense asset and a civilian living room.
Every time the Democrats start publicly tearing each other apart, they remember they have one shared superpower: pointing at the other guy and screaming.
Nothing says "happy birthday, America" like a heat wave so brutal it's threatening to melt your potato salad, all while the news feed casually slides in airstrikes on Ukraine. Talk about a vibe check.
A massive heat dome is baking the East Coast, so naturally, some local governments are doing the most logical thing possible: making it illegal to guarantee outdoor workers water and shade.