Fresh off its massive stock market debut, SpaceX is proving it has way too much cash by acquiring a coding startup that was born just four years ago.
So, apparently, someone thought holding a cage fight on the lawn of the most secure residence in the world wasn't chaotic enough, so they decided to bring explosive drones into the mix.
You know things are going great when the literal Department of Homeland Security, the guys hired to protect the vote, are now flagged as the main threat to it.
Just as the G7 leaders sit down in France to discuss global chaos, Trump completely hijacks the agenda by announcing he’s ended the war with Iran.
It took eighty years and a collective "are we sure the US is still doing this?" for history's most famous pacifist converts to decide they need to buy some very serious weapons.
If you can't legally delete a federal agency on day one, apparently you just start moving its furniture to other buildings until the office is empty.
If you thought media consolidation couldn't get any weirder, the feds just greenlit a mega-merger that unites some of the biggest names in Hollywood. Because apparently, having five companies own everything is totally fine.
Because what the world definitely needs right now is one giant, monstrous streaming app that costs $30 a month and still deletes your favorite shows for tax write-offs.
The incoming administration wants to clean up federal data by banning 'statistical noise.' But in a classic twist of government logic, trying to make the data more accurate might actually force the feds to stop releasing it altogether.
Just when we were on the verge of an actual peace deal between the US and Iran, Israel decided to drop some missiles on Beirut because of a cease-fire violation. Now everyone is screaming at each other again.
Just when we thought national holidays were about fireworks and awkward family barbecues, the president decided to turn the country's milestone anniversary into a massive personal branding exercise.
The US is about to hit its semiquincentennial, and instead of planning a massive cake, historians are basically staging an intervention.