Just in case anyone still believed those "surgical precision" press releases, a new UN report just dropped, and it is about as grim as it gets.
For the first time since 1979, the gates are open for Iran to sell oil using the greenback, and it is every bit as chaotic as it sounds.
Geopolitics just hit the pharmacy, and it looks like a decades-long health initiative is getting the cold shoulder.
International diplomacy has officially devolved into high school cafeteria drama, and yes, it is entirely over a photo op.
Diplomacy might be dead on the international stage, but don't worry, domestic surveillance is getting a shiny new upgrade.
Because what could possibly go wrong when you hand federal-grade immigration surveillance tools to the guys who pull you over for a broken taillight?
Remember when the government decided to run tens of millions of registered voters through an immigration database? Yeah, a federal judge just looked at that and said, 'absolutely not.'
If you thought peer review was keeping science pure, I have bad news: researchers are just prompt-engineering their way into major journals, and yes, they're getting caught because they don't know how numbers work on a ruler.
Monday woke up and chose absolute chaos, delivering a double whammy of geopolitical plot twists that nobody had on their bingo card.
The man who basically controlled the global economy for two decades with nothing but a briefcase and some incredibly confusing sentences has passed away.
Because apparently, making sure people with disabilities or reading difficulties can actually cast a ballot was just too much convenience for the American legal system to handle.
It feels like he just got the keys to Downing Street, but Keir Starmer is already packing his bags after winning a historic landslide victory less than two years ago.