Nothing says "friendly bilateral relations" quite like unilaterally designating your neighbor's local cartel bosses as official global terrorists, leaving their government sweating over potential airstrikes.
Imagine fleeing a regime, asking the land of the free for help, and then having your application forwarded to the exact government you just ran away from. Yeah, that’s reportedly happening.
So, it turns out the federal government has been handing over sensitive healthcare data to a massive defense tech contractor. Because nothing says "privacy" like sharing medical records with a company named after a fictional evil wizard ball.
Just when you thought election season couldn't get any wilder, the feds are now threatening local officials with actual jail time if they don't hunt down "ghost voters."
Just when we thought the era of branded presidential merchandise had peaked, Donald Trump is taking things straight to the treasury.
If you tuned into the news expecting clarity, congratulations: you got a primetime speech with zero new evidence and a literal natural disaster instead.
Just when everyone thought the geopolitical tension couldn't get any more literal, the U.S. and Iran decided to target actual bridges and Gulf military bases. Because why de-escalate when you can just make commuting impossible?
So much for keeping things low-key. Iran and the U.S. are currently trading massive airstrikes, and those warnings about targeting infrastructure weren't just tough talk.
It turns out driving out a quarter of your lawyers and trying to fundraise for insurrectionists isn't the best way to win over your alumni.
Finally, some political policy we can actually get behind: a coordinated, systemic strike on the absolute worst parts of modern life, from spam calls to hidden fees.
The NATO summit in Turkey just started, and instead of boring bureaucratic talk, we got a classic geopolitical wishlist: lifting missile sanctions on friends and holding European security hostage for a giant icy island.
Remember when law enforcement was supposed to at least try de-escalation? Yeah, ICE apparently missed that memo, and a new report shows they're treating physical force like a standard greeting.